"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine." - Anonymous
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - David Bissonette
"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together." - Sacha Guitry
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them." - Anonymous
"The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman wants?'" - Dumas
"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." - Sigmund Freud
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Anonymous
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. Divorce." - Sam Kinison
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - James Holt McGavra
"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. First, whenever you're wrong, admit it. Second, whenever you're right, shut up." - Patrick Murra
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"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once." - Nash
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to." - Anonymous
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met." - Henny Youngman
"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." - Rodney Dangerfield
Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. ~Juvenal,Satires
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. ~Nick Faldo
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. ~H.L. Mencken
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it. ~Lee Trevino
"What's for dinner?" is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Most marriages can survive "better or worse." The tester is all the years of "exactly the same." ~Robert Brault,
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. ~Barry Goldwater
People do not marry people, not real ones anyway; they marry what they think the person is; they marry illusions and images. The exciting adventure of marriage is finding out who the partner really is. ~James L. Framo, "Explorations in Marital & Family Therapy"
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. ~H.L. Mencken
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. ~Lewis Grizzard
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. ~Noel Coward, 1956
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? ~Author Unknown
Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. ~Virginie des Rieux, Epigrams
Wedlock is a padlock. ~John Ray, English Proverbs
The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. ~John Mortimer, The Trials of Rumpole
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ~Irwin Corey
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. ~Katharine Houghton Hepburn
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The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. ~Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. ~Billy Connolly
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. ~St. Jerome,Attack on Jovinian
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot. ~Armistead Maupin, Tales of the City, 1978
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. ~H.L. Mencken
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. ~Duane Dewel
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ~Michel de Montaigne, Essays
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. ~Minnie Pearl
Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand. ~Author Unknown
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. ~Balzac, Physiologie du mariage, 1829
A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors. ~Benjamin Franklin
The surest way to be alone is to get married. ~Gloria Steinem
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. ~Robert Frost
I never even believed in divorce until after I got married. ~Diane Ford
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. ~Gloria Steinem
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. ~Alan King
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. ~Alexander Pope, The Wife of Bath, 1713
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. ~Evelyn Hendrickson
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock of your dream. ~Author Unknown
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. ~Anton Chekov
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle. ~Heinrich Heine
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. ~Cher
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. ~Kin Hubbard
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in? ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Representative Men, 1850
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Prince Philip
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. ~Jim, age 10
It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. ~Kenny, age 7, when asked if it's better to be single or married
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. ~Thornton Wilder
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. ~H.L. Mencken
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. ~Michel de Montaigne
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within the year. ~Bette Davis
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. ~Madeleine de Scudery
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. ~Groucho Marx
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? ~Barbra Streisand
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. ~Benjamin Disraeli
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. ~Mae West
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. ~A.P. Herbert
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. ~Elbert Hubbard
You will never-ever understand women. Its way too complicated. - Mr. R
Aina is a half part of a body. Firdaus is the rest. - Rmualdo yuer
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